Taylor Swift and Plato

In honor of the first week of taxes, I share this gem with you.  If Taylor Swift and Plato met:

SOCRATES: Yes, I see. Alcibiades is, in fact, a player who will play, play, play.
SWIFT: Yes, very much so.
SOCRATES: But must he? That is the question at hand.
SWIFT: I believe he must for, consider that the hater must hate, hate, hate, and the faker must fake, fake, fake. Why should the player be different?

 Read it an enjoy while I go study St. Augustine!